The Federal Reserve has just announced a new monetary device, the thrillion. Like the trillion, it contains $1,000,000,000,000.00, and if spent by the government, it is still wasted. But the new and exciting feature of the thrillion is that if you spend it, you experience a multiple orgasm. Of note, sexologists are already warning that this kind of visceral reward might lead to spending addiction, but sources in the Obama White House have passionately denied this.
There are also rumors of the pending release of a less potent monetary device, the cheap thrillion, but its performance has not yet been firmly established.