Whenever I call up the Facebook log-in page these days, a horrific, violence-worshiping image presents itself:
Think about it – a knife holder in the shape of a man, with knives penetrating the brain, heart, liver, femoral artery and kneecap.
I am sure that the folks at Fab think this is funny, but if my wife ever gave me a thing like that, I would feel just a wee bit threatened by the, ahem, subtext in the message, and would definitely consider giving her wide berth.
I wonder if Joe the Biden and his violence task farce are aware of this. And what are they going to do about it? Probably nothing, but maybe they could be induced to kneejerk action if they noticed that “holder” is capitalized. Because let’s face it, “Knife Holder” is definitely a not-so-subtle threat to the current Attorney Generalissimo.
Seriously though, how tasteless is this? I can think of only reason for such a, well, abortion showing up in a Valentine’s catalogue: all the Fab folks have had knives contaminated with the remains of raw pork stuck repeatedly through their brains.
Maybe that’s just the new fashion, but I am still alerting Piers Morgan. (On the other hand, “Piers” sounds like “pierce,” which means that Morgan is probably a fan of blade weapons…)