This just in!

Public nudity will no longer be tolerated in San Francisco.  According to NBC News, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted 6-5 to ban public nudity, specifying that this meant “exposing one’s genitals on streets and on public transit.”  (I am glad for the clarification – I would have never figured it out.)

The new ordnance mainly targets “a band of increasingly bold nudist men” in the Castro district.  Exceptions to the ban include children under five years and nudists in parades, fairs or festivals held under a city permit.  (I can see certain folks filing paperwork for a year-long parade/fair/festival.  Maybe they could call it “A Festival of Life Eternal,” or something.)

The ban will not go into effect until February 1, 2013, after another vote by the Board of Supervisors and the Mayor’s approval.

Parenthetically, the ordnance was first proposed by a Supervisor named Wiener.

Quo vadis, Frisco?


About Michael J. Kubat

I'm a grumpy Czech-born clinical social worker who is vitally interested in the survival in the United States as a viable democracy and a beacon of hope for the rest of the world.
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2 Responses to THE 1960S ARE FINALLY OVER!

  1. So what do I do now with my spare weekends?

  2. Visiting M., thanks for dropping by my poor excuse for a blog. In answer to your question, I don’t know. Maybe knitting baby booties? But hang in there, the answer will materialize soon enough. ;-o}

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