The four-legged varmint is outpacing the two-legged one in his ability to learn. He knows where his toys are stored, and has figured out how to get at them.
The paw/claw manoeuvre (okay, okay, maneuver).
The nose job.
The triumphant extraction.
Early-onset boredom. (Always the stuffed toys. Don’t they have anything high-tech for me?)