Saudi Arabia is reportedly the only country in the world that does not allow women to drive. (h/t Gateway Pundit) I’ve always wondered why that was, but now I know, and the reason is very convincing indeed.
Female driving leads to loss of virginity, not to mention increased divorce, homosexuality and use of pornography in both sexes.
And not only that.
Within ten years of allowing women to drive, there would be no more virgins in Araby.
Thus wrote scholars of the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council. Their report was delivered to all 150 member of the Saudi Parliament, some of whom might at some time have thought about repealing the ban on woman drivers.
Clearly, this must not be allowed to happen.