WHAT DO WOMEN WANT?


This age-old question, most recently posed by Sigmund Freud, has finally been answered.  We also know now what happens if they don’t get it.

Women want the services of men.  And when they don’t get them, all hell breaks loose.

The Czech news site iDNES reports that 92 year-old Helen Staudinger of Ocala, Florida, had pressed her 53 year-old neighbor Dwight Bettner for a kiss.  When rejected, she broke out the ol’ dogleg and riddled Mr. Bettler’s house with lead.  Mr. Bettner had told police that he’s had all kinds of problems with Ms. Staudinger.  She had apparently fallen in love with him and, among others, when she found out he had a girl lady woman friend, she threatened to kill him.

So there ’tis, at last.  Fortunately, due to the 2,419.3-diopter eyewear Ms. Staudinger had on, her shooting was not accurate, and no one was hurt or killed.

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About Michael J. Kubat

I'm a grumpy Czech-born clinical social worker who is vitally interested in the survival in the United States as a viable democracy and a beacon of hope for the rest of the world.
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