I never realized just how antediluvian American early education is until I read a story in today’s Mail Online. British elementary schoolers, who are clearly far more mature and responsible than American kids, can now legally study porn get explicit sex education. Example from one of the heavily illustrate textx:
“As they cuddled, your dad’s penis moved gently inside your mum’s vagina and the sperms flowed out.”
I think I’ll order these cleverly crafted and copiously colored copulatinous creations and tell my wife to start using them in her kindergarten classes so our kids don’t fall behind the Brits. Oh, the shame of it! No wonder the Europeans look down on us the way they do.
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